Bunbunmaru Shinbun #3: Drinking Affairesposted Nov 18th 2009, 6:49AM
Mood: Confident
Music: Buuuuuuuunbuuuuuuuuuunmaruuuuuuuuuu
The oni is here, probably with a mission to spread oni parties and feasts everywhere! Double check your beverages from now on, our dear Suika may have put sake in them! (For the ones who hadn't experienced shameful behaviour and terrible headaches yet, that is.)
That brings me to another interesting subject:
Apparently, she has done something she strongly regrets, a terrible affaire, which she seems not being able to recall afterwards. Could she be brainwashed? Would be be struck by the attacks of the oni mentioned previously? Or couldn't she help herself over doing something very, very, very indecent! I think miss Konpaku knows very well what has happened! Or you wouldn't regret it, would you?
On a last note, many of us seem to be appoached by a strange hulky man figure lately, for rather cheeky purposes. You can easily recognize him, he has a blocky face, a huge figure, teeny legs and some sort of a banana-like contraption on his head. Please, be careful around this person, for he might do something nasty to you! Ayayayaya~
That's Bunbunmaru for now, brought to you by the honest and pure Tengu reporter, Aya Shameimaru! Thanks for reading~
So many denizens of the Gensokyo have found their way here. Has some type of portal been created or something? It perturbs me that so many spirits come into the world of men